Dirty Question-Answer Jokes
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?A: Go for the juggler!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
A: They couldn't close his casket.
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off
Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year. Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green ca
