Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 25)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What do you call lesbian twins? 

A: Lick-a-likes. 

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? 

A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! 

Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period? 

A: She could taste the blood on her son’s dick! 

Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? 

A: He could read lips! 

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? 

A: Doughnuts. 

Q: Why do African Americans only have nightmares? 

A: Because a redneck shot the only one with a dream! 

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? 

A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus. 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-24)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-26)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 24)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A: A wet nose. 

Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer? 

A: A fuckin know-it-all! 

Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? 

A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum." 

Q: What do you call a judge with no balls? 

A: Justice Prick 

Q: What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator? 

A: Two flies in a bottle. 

Q: What's the job application to Hooters? 

A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out. 

Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? 

A: Telling your parents that you are gay. 

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ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-23)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-25)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 23)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? 

A: Society! 

Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? 

A: Single. 

Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra? 

A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month! 

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? 

A: Because they have cotton balls. 

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 

A: 45 lbs. 

Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed? 

A: A cherry float. 

Q: What do you call a bunch of Asians in a pool? 

A: Rice Krispies 

Q: What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? 

A: Vomit 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-22)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-24)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 22)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: How did you get a fat chick into bed? 

A: A Piece of Cake. 

Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? 

A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit! 

Q: If women with big tits work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work? 

A: IHOP! 

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? 

A: Virgin Mobile 

Q: When is an Elf not an Elf? 

A: When she's sucking your cock, then she's a goblin. 

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? 

A. Call her and tell her. 

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? 

A: Their last big hit was "The Wall" 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-21)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-23)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 21)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl? 

A: A white owl says, "hoot, hoot" a black owl says, "who dat, who dat" 

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? 

A: AIDS! 

Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? 

A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. 

Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? 

A: He can't find the zipper! 

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy? 

A: The other guys waiting their turn! 

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? 

A: It’s not hard. 

Q: Why did the Indians come to America first? 

A: Because they had reservations. 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-20)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-22)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 20)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes+

Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? 

A: I cry when I cut up onions... 

Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? 

A: A trip without the kids! 

Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? 

A: Nacho Cheese. 

Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes? 

A: Love doesn’t last forever. 

Q: Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? 

A: The wheelchair! 

Q: Whats black and eats pussy? 

A: Cervical cancer! 

Q: Who was the most well known Jewish cook? 

A: Hitler! 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-19)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-21)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 19)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? 

A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? 

A: A bingo machine. 

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? 

A: Beat it, we’re closed. 

Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? 

A: Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks. 

Q: Whats long hard and full of seamen? 

A: A submarine 

Q: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff? 

A: A Crane! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with a vampire? 

A: Cocksucker! 

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? 

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. 

Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives 

A: Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking.

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-18)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-20)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 18)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? 

A: A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush. 

Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? 

A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice." 

Q: What’s black, white, and red all over and doesn’t fit through a revolving door? 

A: A nun with a spear through her head. 

Q: Why are pubic Hairs so curly? 

A: So they don’t poke her eye out. 

Q: What do you call a gay drive by? 

A: a fruit roll up. 

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ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-17)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-19)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 17)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? 

A: About three inches. 

Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano? 

A: Crabs on your organ. 

Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? 

A: Forget about it. 

Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs? 

A: Eggs get laid and you don’t 

Q: What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans in? 

A: A white girl's bottom 

Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 

A: Good morning ladies. 

Q: What did the letter O say to Q? 

A: Dude, your dick is hanging out. 

Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? 

A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on. 

Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? 

A: UCLA 

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ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-16)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-18)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 16)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? 

A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles 

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide? 

A: He got the gas bill. 

Q: What is a crack head's favorite song? 

A: I wanna rock! 

Q: How do you get retards out of a tree? 

A: Wave to them! 

Q: What do you call a gangbanger behind bars? 

A: Anything you want. 

Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper? 

A: youseen memuff 

Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? 

A: He didn't have any arms. 

Q: Why are black men penises bigger than white men? 

A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with! 

Q: Why are most Guidos named Tony? 

A: When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads. 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-15)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-17)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 15)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? 

A: I want you inside me! 

Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? 

A: Pull some strings. 

Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's? 

A: Because he has holes in his hands. 

Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on? 

A: Because they can't stand up for themselves 

Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? 

A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done... 

Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side? 

A: You would be all right. 

Q: What will it take to get a Beatles reunion? 

A: 2 Bullets 

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? 

A: A bucking horse.

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-14)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-16)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 14)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: How is a woman like a road? 

A: Both have manholes. 

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 

Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. 

Q: How do you kill a retard? 

A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?" 

Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? 

A: They both don't work and always take your money. 

Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral?

A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. 

Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles? 

A: Trust me. 

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ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-13)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-15)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 13)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? 

A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. 

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? 

A: Miracle Whip. 

Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? 

A: They both only change their pads after every third period! 

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? 

A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. 

Q: Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower?

A: Slick her hair back she looks 15.. 

Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? 

A: The back of my hand. 

Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? 

A: The PGA tour. 

Q: What is a vagina? 

A: The box a penis comes in.

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-12)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-14)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 12)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? 

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. 

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?

A: a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her. 

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? 

A: Snowballs. 

Q: What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? 

A: FUCKS FUNNY 

Q: What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? 

A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. 

Q: What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p? 

A: ........... a shit (think about it) 

POST RELATED TO ADULT QUESTION ANSWER SERIES

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-11)

ADULT QUESTION ANSWER JOKES (PART-13)

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 11)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? 

A: One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs! 

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? 

A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? 

A: When he eats his first Brownie. 

Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? 

A: Hairballs. 

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? 

A: Wiped his ass. 

Q: Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? 

A: He got behind in his work. 

Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an oni

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 10)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? 

A: The grass tickles their balls 

Q: How do you rape a camel? 

A: One hump at a time. 

Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool? 

A: Vegetable soup. 

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? 

A: Her navel. 

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? 

A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back! 

Q: What do you call a Spanish chick with n

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 9)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

 Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? 

A: Don't make me cum in there. 

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch. 

Q: What do you call ball's on your chin? 

A: A dick in your mouth! 

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist? 

A: He joined the que que que. 

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? 

A: A tearjerker. 

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? 

A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me! 

Q: Whats the difference between the Florida St

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 8)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? 

A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass. 

Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? 

A: A virgin. 

Q: What kind of bees produce milk? 

A: Boobies 

Q: Did you hear about the African American girl who was quiet during the movie? 

A: She wasn't 

Q: How do you start a parade in the ghe

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 7)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A: A lickalotopis

Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber. What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: Did you hear about the celebrity murderer?
A: He was shooting for the stars.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: Why did Tigger look in the

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-8)

Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer
se boli: Ek admi ne uske sath rape kar
diya hai
.
Officer :- jab woh tumhare sath rape
kar raha tha to tumne usey roka kyon
nahi ?
.
Ladki :- kaise rokti inspector sahab
maine apne hatho mein mehandi lagayi
hui thi !
.
Officer kuch der sochne ke baad :
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi"

♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

Arz kiya hai.

Pata nahi vo chain ki neend kaise so jate hein galib

Humein to har karwat par lulli set karni pa

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-7)

Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya
Biwi Boli: O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai.
Sharabi: Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya

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Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale
Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai

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Ladkiya nai sudhre

Non Veg Shayari In Hindi

Dirty Shayari In Hindi

Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;
Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar!


Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!


Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dob

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-7)

Ek Budha or Budhi sex kerne lage, sex start hua

Budhi: Daal diya kya?

Budha: ha lagta to yahi hai


Budhi: Acha to phir... Aahh Aahh aah

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patni kapde utarte hue pati se:tumhe patahai na ab kya karna hai
pati:ghanta,itni raat may mein kapde thorina dhounga.

 ♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Sunita Hospital Me Admit Hui
Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se B

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-6)

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy himself!!....

 ♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

Thought of the day
Smile to atleast 1 unknown person while walking
So that, he forgets his Problems
& starts thinking,''Yeh Bhosdeeka tha kaun ??''?? 

♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

After exam
boy-kay paper hota, gotya k

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-5)

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love th

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-4)

Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)

♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighbo

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-3)

ghr ki bell bji..
ldki ki aawaj aai kon h...

mam sab doodh wala pese lene aaya hu...

ladki bad me aah aah aah aah na abhi bijli wale ka chuka rhi hu...

♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥ 

dr- u r pregnent..
ladki- mene kbhi kisi mard se sex nhi kiya...


dr- to apke pet me bhi insan ki aulad nhi...kele or mooli k pod

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-2)

Amazing Similarity bitween.. Love n Food !!
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if Cross d limts.. The result is Vomiting..samaj aya toh thk varna pogo dekho !!

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Ek Sethh ne Gujju Salesman Rakha..
Sales 4 Guna ho gaya...

Sethh ek din gujju se milne Shop pe aaya..
Wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod ?? bech raha tha.. Sethh khada hokar dekhne laga..

Grahak ne 800rs. me Fishing Rod kharid li..

Gujju Salesman bola Itne mahnge Joote pahankar Fishing karoge.? Sports sho

Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-1)

Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai?

Me - Tennis player

Teacher - Very good. Aur Sunny Leone?

Me- T ki jagah P laga do.

*slaps*
*suspended for a year* 

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A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d o

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 6)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises? 

A: They already fell for that trick once. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. 

Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? 

A: Half a dog! 

Q: What do you call an afghan virgin 

A: Mever bin laid on 

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? 

A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork. 

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.

A: E.T. eventually went home! 

Q: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? 

A: Because the 'p' is silent 

Q: Why did God give men penises? 

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woma

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 5)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What do you call an artist with a brown finger? 

A: Piccassole 

Q: Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? 

A: I guess he liked seasoned professionals. 

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?  

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. 

Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? 

A: For fingering A minor. 

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...? 

A: "Is it in?" 

Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? 

A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How m

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 4)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? 

A: Kermit the frogs finger  

Q: What's a porn star's favorite drink? 

A: 7 Up in cider. 

Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? 

A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! 

Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? 

A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns 

Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? 

A: Steve Nash. 

Q: Why can't Jesus play hockey? 

A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. 

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? 

A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 

Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? 

A: Because their plugged into a

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 3)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Why don't orphans play baseball? 

A: They don't know where home is 

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? 

A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face! 

Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 

A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it." 

Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ? 

A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them 

Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? 

A: Tug-of-whore. 

Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? 

A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. 

Q: Why do they call it PMS? 

A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken 

Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? 

A: Pick him up and suck on hi