Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 25)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What do you call lesbian twins? 

A: Lick-a-likes. 

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? 

A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! 

Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period? 

A: She could taste the blood on her son’s dick! 

Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? 

A: He could read lips! 

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? 

A: Doughnuts. 

Q: Why do African Americans only have nightmares? 

A: Because a redneck shot the only one with a dream! 

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? 

A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus. 

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Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A: A wet nose. 

Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer? 

A: A fuckin know-it-all! 

Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? 

A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum." 

Q: What do you call a judge with no balls? 

A: Justice Prick 

Q: What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator? 

A: Two flies in a bottle. 

Q: What's the job application to Hooters? 

A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out. 

Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? 

A: Telling your parents that you are gay. 

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Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? 

A: Society! 

Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? 

A: Single. 

Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra? 

A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month! 

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? 

A: Because they have cotton balls. 

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 

A: 45 lbs. 

Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed? 

A: A cherry float. 

Q: What do you call a bunch of Asians in a pool? 

A: Rice Krispies 

Q: What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? 

A: Vomit 

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Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: How did you get a fat chick into bed? 

A: A Piece of Cake. 

Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? 

A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit! 

Q: If women with big tits work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work? 

A: IHOP! 

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? 

A: Virgin Mobile 

Q: When is an Elf not an Elf? 

A: When she's sucking your cock, then she's a goblin. 

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? 

A. Call her and tell her. 

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? 

A: Their last big hit was "The Wall" 

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Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl? 

A: A white owl says, "hoot, hoot" a black owl says, "who dat, who dat" 

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? 

A: AIDS! 

Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? 

A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. 

Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? 

A: He can't find the zipper! 

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy? 

A: The other guys waiting their turn! 

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? 

A: It’s not hard. 

Q: Why did the Indians come to America first? 

A: Because they had reservations. 

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Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes+

Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? 

A: I cry when I cut up onions... 

Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? 

A: A trip without the kids! 

Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? 

A: Nacho Cheese. 

Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes? 

A: Love doesn’t last forever. 

Q: Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? 

A: The wheelchair! 

Q: Whats black and eats pussy? 

A: Cervical cancer! 

Q: Who was the most well known Jewish cook? 

A: Hitler! 

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Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? 

A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? 

A: A bingo machine. 

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? 

A: Beat it, we’re closed. 

Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? 

A: Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks. 

Q: Whats long hard and full of seamen? 

A: A submarine 

Q: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff? 

A: A Crane! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with a vampire? 

A: Cocksucker! 

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? 

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. 

Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives 

A: Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking.

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