Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: Single.
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?
A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month!
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Asians in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies
Q: What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?
A: Vomit
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