Thursday 2 January 2014

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 11)


Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes


Q: What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? 
A: One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs! 

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? 
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? 
A: When he eats his first Brownie. 

Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? 
A: Hairballs. 

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? 
A: Wiped his ass. 

Q: Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? 
A: He got behind in his work. 

Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an oni
on? 
A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye! 

Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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