Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-8)

Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer
se boli: Ek admi ne uske sath rape kar
diya hai
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Officer :- jab woh tumhare sath rape
kar raha tha to tumne usey roka kyon
nahi ?
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Ladki :- kaise rokti inspector sahab
maine apne hatho mein mehandi lagayi
hui thi !
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Officer kuch der sochne ke baad :
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"Agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi"

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Arz kiya hai.

Pata nahi vo chain ki neend kaise so jate hein galib

Humein to har karwat par lulli set karni pa
dti hai

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What is tension ?.............
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
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Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
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aap use hospital le gaye....
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Doctor bola :'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale
he'..
Lo ho gayi tension........ ....
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Aap bole me iska B
aap nahi hu,
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Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
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Aur tension!....... .
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Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua.......
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Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi
sakte....
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Saala aurr tension!...
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Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye....
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske he ?