Thursday 2 January 2014

Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 9)


Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes


 Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? 
A: Don't make me cum in there. 

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch. 

Q: What do you call ball's on your chin? 
A: A dick in your mouth! 

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist? 
A: He joined the que que que. 

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? 
A: A tearjerker. 

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? 
A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me! 

Q: Whats the difference between the Florida St
ate football team and a Florida State cheerleader? 
A: They both suck for four quarters. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off 

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