Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-4)

Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighbo
rhood