Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes
Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: Forget about it.
Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don’t
Q: What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans in?
A: A white girl's bottom
Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.
Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
A: UCLA
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