Adult Question - Answer Jokes (Part- 6)

Dirty or Non veg Question-Answer Jokes

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises? 

A: They already fell for that trick once. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. 

Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? 

A: Half a dog! 

Q: What do you call an afghan virgin 

A: Mever bin laid on 

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? 

A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork. 

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.

A: E.T. eventually went home! 

Q: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? 

A: Because the 'p' is silent 

Q: Why did God give men penises? 

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woma
n up.

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