Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-1)

Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai?

Me - Tennis player

Teacher - Very good. Aur Sunny Leone?

Me- T ki jagah P laga do.

*slaps*
*suspended for a year* 

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A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d o
nly evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...

Moral: Start studying LAW  

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A Nun went to a Gynaecologist..

Dr: "Problem?"
Nun: "Something, is terribly wrong; I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina."

Doctor checked and said:
"Those aren't
Postage Stamps, dear - They're the Stickers, pasted on the Bananas: 'imported from Costa Rica'.....".