Non Veg Jokes Collection (Part-2)

Amazing Similarity bitween.. Love n Food !!
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if Cross d limts.. The result is Vomiting..samaj aya toh thk varna pogo dekho !!

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Ek Sethh ne Gujju Salesman Rakha..
Sales 4 Guna ho gaya...

Sethh ek din gujju se milne Shop pe aaya..
Wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod ?? bech raha tha.. Sethh khada hokar dekhne laga..

Grahak ne 800rs. me Fishing Rod kharid li..

Gujju Salesman bola Itne mahnge Joote pahankar Fishing karoge.? Sports sho
es le lijiye.. Grahak ne Shoes 600 me le liya....

Gujju bola- Dhoop lagegi ek Topi bhi le lijiye...Usne le liya..

Gujju bola- Fishing karte hue bhook bhi lagegi, to kuchh khane ko le lijiye...
Usne Chips, Biscuits le liya ..

Gujju bola- Fish rahkhne ke liye Ek basket bhi le lijiye..

Usne le liya..Iss tarah uska bil 8000 bana..

Sethh bahot khush hokar bola,
Tum ek achhe salesman ho... Wo kewal fishing rod lene aaya tha aur tumne itna samaan bech diya...

Gujju Salesman:- Seth ji, wo to biwi ke liye "WHISPER" lene aaya tha..
Maine bola... 4 din kya karoge??

Jao jakar Machhli Pakdo..!! ? 

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Class me ek techr padha rhi thi
Uska ballauz ka ek botton khula tha
Usse madam k ek side ka nipple dikhre the.
Ye dekh do ladke hasne lagae..
Teachr to boyzz: hass kyu rhe ho..
Chup hojao..
Chup ho jao ni to dono ko bahar nikal dungi